Dear Alice ...

Do you not sleep anymore? Seriously, child! Momma needs a rest! Not only do I feel like a big fat pig the past couple of days, but you are stretching the heck out of my belly with your aerobatic/ninja skills! OOOOWWWWWWW. And stay out of my ribs ... THOSE are off-limits and I don't want you getting too used to them. At least staying low doesn't take my breath away ... it just makes peeing hard to do ...